An Ode on New England Winter

(To the tune of "Oh! What a Beautiful Morning!")

There's a bright, icy glaze on the sidewalk!
There's a bright, icy glaze on the sidewalk!
And the cars whip on past
With a cold, slushy blast
And I slipped in a puddle and fell on my ass!

Chorus:
Oh! What a mis'rable morning!
Oh! What a mis'rable day!
I've got a mis'rable feeling
Nothin' is going my wa-a-a-a-ay!
Oh! What a mis'rable day!!!!!